Our daughter kept asking me to make Italian Cannelloni. I felt a sting of blushing guilt but said nothing. I had pulled a well-deserved Swifty on her a few months earlier, cooking up a storm before she arrived home, all packaging evidence hidden in the outside bin. The cannelloni had been simple to make with blended organic Tofu - Yes, That Tofu! - fresh spinach, cashews, lime juice, hummus, onion, garlic, cumin, garam masala, parsley, oregano, nutritional yeast, hemp plant m

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